Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I'm calling it the B&B diet

That's B&B, for bread and bananas. It's quite effective--you drop a bunch of weight by eating only bread and bananas for days. The hard part? You have to get food poisoning first. I won't say it's easy, but if you want to give it a try, just go to the food court of your nearest up-scale mall and eat some (pseudo) Chinese takeout. Helpful hint: if there's more than one Chinese takeout, pick the one with nobody standing on line. There's a reason nobody else but you is dumb enough to give their food a try. Extra points if they're handing out free samples!

This is day three of my new diet. I'm thinner but not sure I'm getting better. I have enough energy to blog, but yesterday my order from the Interweave hurt book sale arrived and I haven't even opened the box yet. If this means the end is near, my blog followers get to divvy up my stash. First come, first served.

Should my cat leaves me any, I'm going to move up to the BB&Yogurt diet. I'll let you know how it goes.

7 comments:

  1. That Sucks! On the other hand I may have become a follower just in time. ;}. Seriously-I hope you get well soon.

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  2. I've never been sick on Chinese, but imagine it must be pretty awful! Hope you feel better soon! (((Hugs)))

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  3. Food poisoning is awful! As you say - it's really not a fun way to loose weight. Feel better soon.

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  4. That sucks. :( I was on that diet two summers ago because of the MIL's cookout(no joke) and it was awful. (And I still won't eat anything she serves if I can help it and NEVER EVER WILL again. Ugh.) Hope you are feeling better soon!

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  5. Proof my cat is not the only one who does this.

    Feel better!

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  6. Oh my goodness!!! I'm sorry I'm so behind and almost missed this. I'm sure you're all better by now but I'm so sorry you went through it. NOT a fun way to lose weight!

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  7. Rest In Peace. But what a terrible way to go! I mean, the obituary would be just embarrassing. I hope you live through this so at least you can have a chance at a worthwhile death like hang gliding in Ireland or at least something poetic, like in Stranger than Fiction.

    How terribly morbid. So sorry. Hope you're feeling better. For serious!
    Cheers!
    Daisy

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