Or how about some Noro Silk Garden Sock Yarn (color 268) and a Vogue Knitting Early Fall 2010? All you have to do is leave a comment with your favorite joke, or a link to your favorite funny blog or website.
Here are the rules: You must leave your joke or link here on THIS blog post no later than midnight, August 31, 2010 (Mountain Time). If the link or joke is left on another post, I will try to copy it here, but I'm not promising I'll remember. If you are a follower of my blog, and the random number generator draws your number, you get the yarn, the magazine, and a secret surprise. If you're not a follower you'll get the yarn, and I'll keep drawing numbers until a follower is chosen. That person will receive the Vogue and the secret surprise.
Why am I asking for jokes or funny links? Because virtual cookies just aren't that great, except for this one. Good luck everybody!