I'm not into writing long blog posts. Unless you're one of "the names," your missive will just get a dismissive once-over, and all the blood, sweat and tears will be wasted. Not that I'd blame you--if I can barely find the time to write a blog post, why the hell would I expect you to have the time to read War and Peace à la JelliDonut? To that end, here's the Reader's Digest version of why I've been a little scarce in these parts lately.
"I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry."
"I'll never get into college, and I'll never be a doctor, and I'll end up homeless and a failure!"
"We can get you in next month."
"You ARE going to chaperon, aren't you?"
But wait! There's more!
I've been knitting. And I've actually FINISHED things, many things, specifically, many hats. ('Many' being a relative term, I expect those of you who knit in their sleep not to laugh. You know who you are and I know where you live.)
What am I going to do with all these hats? Stay tuned...