Wednesday, September 14, 2011

LOS●ER

LOSER
los●er [loo-zer]
noun
Slang
a. a misfit, especially someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship, etc.
b. a person who wakes up their neighbors at 3 a.m. with their loud, obnoxious, illegally mufflered piece of crap automobile
c. a twenty-something who moved back home with his momma because some woman probably got tired of living with a LOSER
d. a person stupid enough to deprive a knitter of her sleep, thereby rendering her cranky and dangerous; see CIRCULAR KNITTING NEEDLES

9 comments:

  1. Ha! Sorry, this made me laugh really hard. Have you pointed out how easily a fixed circular can be used as a garrote?

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  2. Double Ha! Vanessa, I was just about to post the same helpful information about circular needles!

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  3. For a while the airlines considered knitting needles to be weapons. They may have changed their minds, but an irritated knitter/neighbor might still use them as such!

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  4. Obnoxious neighbors are the worst! I once lived next to two aspiring djs who had a rather nice sub with which to shake my walls at 3 in the morning (the best practice time, I guess) with their dootzdootzDOOTZdootz.

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  5. Now I knoW what our cycle riding neighbor I going to grow up to be.

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  6. let me at 'em!!! (paws the ground)

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  7. Interesting thought on the circular needles, lol. I'll keep it in mind for the future. I would think people would be wary of us knitters with pointy sticks.

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  8. See also: socially inept teenagers named Patrick.

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  9. I hate to say I'm entertained by your obvious frustration. Actually it's just the way you state it...makes me laugh. LOSER: also defined by any 14 year old boy. Like mine. bahahahaha!

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