That's B&B, for bread and bananas. It's quite effective--you drop a bunch of weight by eating only bread and bananas for days. The hard part? You have to get food poisoning first. I won't say it's easy, but if you want to give it a try, just go to the food court of your nearest up-scale mall and eat some (pseudo) Chinese takeout. Helpful hint: if there's more than one Chinese takeout, pick the one with nobody standing on line. There's a reason nobody else but you is dumb enough to give their food a try. Extra points if they're handing out free samples!
This is day three of my new diet. I'm thinner but not sure I'm getting better. I have enough energy to blog, but yesterday my order from the Interweave hurt book sale arrived and I haven't even opened the box yet. If this means the end is near, my blog followers get to divvy up my stash. First come, first served.
Should my cat leaves me any, I'm going to move up to the BB&Yogurt diet. I'll let you know how it goes.