tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post8057124783912951428..comments2024-01-06T02:05:54.193-07:00Comments on I knit. Any questions?: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!JelliDonuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01062492342058178839noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-70035429569412923292010-08-31T09:29:00.532-06:002010-08-31T09:29:00.532-06:00I was having trouble remembering a joke to put her...I was having trouble remembering a joke to put here so I could enter for your giveaway, then I saw this post from Franklin, The Panopticon. I laughed till I cried and still laugh everytime I think of this:<br />http://the-panopticon.blogspot.com/2010/08/do-not-do-this.htmlsuenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-29793863932716065912010-08-30T10:22:53.333-06:002010-08-30T10:22:53.333-06:00My favorite funny blog is http://cakewrecks.blogsp...My favorite funny blog is http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/<br /><br />My 4 year old would love to share this joke with you...<br /><br />Why was Tigger looking in the potty?<br />He was searching for Pooh....<br /><br /><br />;) Sorry about that... <br />alystyn on ravelryalystynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01794810019817466577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-55617107719397057112010-08-29T09:41:23.820-06:002010-08-29T09:41:23.820-06:00I don't really have a favourite funny website,...I don't really have a favourite funny website, but I often end up laughing at awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com.ikkinlalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04832919596884346022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-22694497171034098832010-08-27T08:28:37.739-06:002010-08-27T08:28:37.739-06:00Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
What a fun list of ...Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!<br /><br />What a fun list of funny things. I keep an Engrish site on my blog list, and it tends to make me snort aloud at inappropriate times. Here's one of my favourites.<br /><br />http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2010/07/28/engrish-funny-want-a-life/<br /><br />I have since then started yelling "No pants! No life!" whenever the opportunity presents itself. This has made my world a better place to be, I promise you.<br /><br />Happy knitting!Knitikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11673861158295570803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-18931921347316513092010-08-23T20:29:48.172-06:002010-08-23T20:29:48.172-06:00Yes, it took me a little bit but here is the link ...Yes, it took me a little bit but here is the link to one of my favorite Monty Python sketches:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE&feature=searchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-62873986350217220582010-08-23T15:42:25.817-06:002010-08-23T15:42:25.817-06:00I have just started reading Franklin Habit's b...I have just started reading Franklin Habit's blog and I can't pick a favorite funny entry from there, but recent ones include<br /><br />http://the-panopticon.blogspot.com/2010/08/conversation-with-herbert-niebling.html<br /><br />which is worth reading just for the knitter's Ouija board. ("Yes but not with that yarn" still cracks me up.)<br /><br />Also, there's a "Literal Harry Potter" video where someone has overdubbed the new movie trailer with descriptions of what they're doing in each scene --<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZDHXaAMarushka C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15501083029600186860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-18443071039343323322010-08-23T11:11:44.074-06:002010-08-23T11:11:44.074-06:00I made this up and inflicted it upon everyone I kn...I made this up and inflicted it upon everyone I know. SO far I'm the only one who likes it, but I still have faith in it, so here goes:<br /><br />YOU: What do you get if you cross a rooster and an owl?<br /><br />YOUR VICTIM: I don't know, what do you get if you cross a rooster and an owl?<br /><br />YOU: Knock Knock<br /><br />YOUR VICTIM: What happened to the rooster and the owl?<br /><br />YOU: Knock Knock<br /><br />YOUR VICTIM: OK, fine. Who's there?<br /><br />YOU: Cockadoodle<br /><br />YOUR VICTIM: Cockadoodle Who?<br /><br />YOU: EXACTLY!Kitten With a Whiplashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03398822257651862516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-64816229391608278822010-08-22T19:19:09.528-06:002010-08-22T19:19:09.528-06:00I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying thi...I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying this! I hope you're all checking out the links. This stuff is hysterical! Thanks everybody.JelliDonuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01062492342058178839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-20321520623351501442010-08-22T19:13:59.018-06:002010-08-22T19:13:59.018-06:00What does a cat get when he eats a ball of wool?
...What does a cat get when he eats a ball of wool?<br /><br />MittensAmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09832982377941483785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-71985046524561473172010-08-22T18:35:05.009-06:002010-08-22T18:35:05.009-06:00Do YouTube videos count? Because I crack up at
T...Do YouTube videos count? Because I crack up at <br />The Internet is Made of Cats!!<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM</a><br /><br />And also, the Literal Video Version of Total Eclipse of the Heart:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA</a>Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836215891806148229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-34684901164604979642010-08-22T17:32:37.696-06:002010-08-22T17:32:37.696-06:00Ok, here's one and please forgive me for it be...Ok, here's one and please forgive me for it being a "blonde" joke. I can post it because my natural color was blonde (now it's white, ok, it's grey but I want it to be white)<br /><br />One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were listening to<br />the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to<br />have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered<br />side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."<br /><br />So the good wife went out and moved her car.<br /><br />A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,<br />"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the<br />odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."<br />The good wife went out and moved her car again.<br /><br />The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says,<br />"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the<br />electric power went out.<br /><br />The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,<br />"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on<br />so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his<br />voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied,<br /><br />"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?SusanB-knitshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06966363478901607584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-71729172889988480522010-08-22T16:53:18.275-06:002010-08-22T16:53:18.275-06:00winner winner chicken dinner! My new favorite com...winner winner chicken dinner! My new favorite combination of words- also going on the sidebar of my blog (with your permission)<br /><br />I don't need to win- but this is one of my favorite sites-<br /><br />http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/sophannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07571217197138831872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-31909482666720695312010-08-22T16:22:00.617-06:002010-08-22T16:22:00.617-06:00I've not heard Andrea's joke. That's ...I've not heard Andrea's joke. That's hilarious. <br /><br />I thought this was hilarious as well!: http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/<br /><br />What a fun giveaway! I am thinking that when I get 1/2 through The Joy of Sox, that I will give a book away. Maybe I will have built enough readers by then to do so. I sure have really enjoyed meeting people through blogging. I really had no idea that that would happen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5223334335186523214.post-48701771798124178082010-08-22T16:09:13.559-06:002010-08-22T16:09:13.559-06:00Ok, I'm not really good at jokes but here is t...Ok, I'm not really good at jokes but here is the most heard knitting joke ever:<br />A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"<br /><br />"No," she shouts back. "It's a cardigan!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08240447749087759331noreply@blogger.com